You know those articles that are always on the cover of Runner's World, "Motivation: 101 Reasons to Run!"? They're crap. Here's how you get motivated to run:

1. Go to Broken Spoke. Drink plastic cups of Lonestar.
2. Announce that you're going to drink more Lonestar, Sarah and Steven are giving you a ride home, and that you'll run back in the morning to get your car.
3. Drink more beer and get ride home from Sarah and Steven.
4. Wake up. Think longingly about breakfast tacos and asprin.
5. Remember your car is at the Spoke.
6. Invent three new obscenities. Kick things.
7. Put on your shoes and run.

Actual miles: 2 Felt like: 1000