I had one of those dreams last night that's super vivid and really stays with you, and then read an article this morning about this new theory that dreams are a way of practicing your response to danger. That's why so many dreams involved being chased or attacked, you get to screen the scenario and practice responding to it in a sort of subconcious self-defense class. So here's what I'm prepared for:
1. Alien attack and avoiding detection by hiding under things. As long as every part of your body is hidden under a dark blanket, they can't detect you.
2. Alien overlords who take on human form and can only be killed by puncturing their skin and dousing them with water. I now feel that I could instinctively stab someone with a trident, but I need more work on throwing water from a 8 oz plastic bottle on an alien more than 3 feet away.
3. Faking a relationship with one of the head alien overlords in human form while simultaneously leading a rebellion and trying to get the word about the whole stab and water method of killing the aliens to scattered groups of human survivors.
4. A disapointing fourth season of Veronica Mars involving lots of flooding. (And no, I have no idea how that connects to the aliens, I think it was a separate dream.)
Bottom line? Not only am I clearly insane, but even in my dreams I date creepy inappropriate guys. At least in my dreams they're hot.
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Hmmmm, hot aliens...you should write a movie. I'd watch it.
Yeah--"Species" but for chics. I'd watch it too. BTW--Ryan Reynolds is such a Maddie guy!
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