So, the Austin Half.
Miles: 13.1
Time: 2:20ish
Why did you finish 10 minutes slower than your last half?: Hills, and lots of 'em
Will you ever drive the hill on 15th between Lamar and West again without cringing?: Nope
Did you get post-its?: Not even a bizzare tape-dipenser/bracelet hybrid. But TWO t-shirts! (While the observant stalker might note that I have approximately 1,225 t-shirts, this will allow me to substitute a 2008 race t-shirt for the 2000 race t-shirt I have been wearing whenever I wanted people to think I might actually leave the couch once in a while.)
Have you stopped making fun of running skirt?: Never! In fact today Project 3035 brings you.....the Spartan! For men! (This would be so much better if I could embed a picture, but I can't.)
"On the track, on the court or kicking back on a Saturday with a beer in hand, the Spartan is the ultimate in UK comfort. Built for manly exertions, the Spartan has more style than you’ve got energy.
American made breathable nylon with contrasting side stripes and waistband.
Pants suck. And so do shorts. The Spartan Utilikilt is built to take all the sweat, aggression and action you can give it. Half kilt, half boxing shorts (with some basketball styling thrown in), if the Spartan isn’t the most comfortable, breathable, most active thing you’ve ever worn, then you must be dead below the waist.
The Spartan is the only Utilikilt to feature an elastic waistband, keeping it tight and in place as you show off your basketball moves or shove down “just one more” cheeseburger.
The Spartan’s Marsupial Pouch pocket keeps your keys and wallet comfortably below your boys as you sweat to the eighties. The pouch is one big pocket, easily accessed from either side and built to hold more cargo than you’d expect.
Leg Striping on both sides of the Spartan adds to its sporty feel.
Proud UK Label at the center of the waist lets all the fools on the court know you’re representing for Utilikilts.
And remember ladies, the Spartan is the perfect way to encourage your Utilikilt-wearing man to finally get off his ass and use that Nordic Track you bought off the TV."
http://www.utilikilts.com/?page_id=32
Hahahahhahahahaha!
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O.M.G. the spartan is awesome. not so far off from those skirts the boys wear on the bball courts these days. remember when they wore the shortshorts? one day we will look back on the spartan and remember when.
congrats on the half! (even if i don't know who you healthy people are anymore).
seriously, wtf.
you never cease to amaze me with your skillz on the internets.
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